Ben Motherfucking Franklin
(Source: thebigbadfox, via robotbutler)
Respectively declined all Holiday party invites this year.
Sit back and let me be a Jew. One month out of the year where I don’t have to relate to anybody. The only birthday I care about this month is mine.
edit—>and Theo’s and Buster’s bdays.
cawkward.
Today I was shopping for a man and his mistress. Like the excellent “spend all your money here” stylist/personal shopper I can be, things got awkward when “oh it’s buy 1 get 1 free, buy 1 for your wife and your mistresses free—what a change!Get it?LOL” happened.
